daddiesdrarryy:

Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

bumblebybelladonna:

Their mind breaking.

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r4cs0:

ohantarctica:

shingekinoali:

ex-bookjunky:

onlyblackgirl:

bohemian-fairies:

chris-lives-here:

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

A original meme.

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE MEME WHAT EVEN MY LIFE IS A LIE

The OG of memes.

OH MY GOD I’VE NEVER SEEN THE FULL THING BEFORE. 

3mill+ notes and counting

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littlemisspipebomb:

cat-distribution-system:

effingfancy:

gunsandfireandshit:

This always fucks me up to think about

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@nika-spacejunk

screenshot of tags reading insane that my body is capable of that and all it uses it for is decide what surface is bad for autismALT

Im now picturing touch sensitive autistics just feeling a fabric and thinking. “Omg this feels like horrendous city planning i CANNOT wear this!”

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elkian:

moddeydhoo:

serialephemera:

Thematically speaking, the most important thing Terry Pratchett taught me was the concept of militant decency. The idea that you can look at the world and its flaws and its injustices and its cruelties and get deeply, intensely angry, and that you can turn that into energy for doing the right thing and making the world a better place. He taught me that the anger itself is not the part I should be fighting. Nobody in my life ever said that before.

More lessons from Pratchett:

  • Good isn’t always nice (i.e. sometimes appearing nice is a luxury you can’t afford if you want to do the right thing) (this refers to setting bones and fighting evil, not to being pointlessly horrible)
  • Evil can appear very nice indeed (watch out for people who smile while they deny your basic humanity)
  • People can suck, be rude and actively work against their own best interests, but personkind is still something we must protect so they can keep being wonderful in between all the stupid
  • “Person” is always a broader category than you think
  • It’s not about who’s best for the job - it’s about who shows up and does it
  • Be very aware of how you treat those in your power; you will be judged on it
  • Respect women, which explicitly includes trans women (with or without beards and steel-toed boots)
  • Kings: no. Hard-boiled eggs: yes
  • No one - not military leaders, not kings, not patricians, not gods - no one is beyond consequences or above justice
  • Addendum: those who think they are are often the worst of the worst
  • Kids understand more than we think and sometimes the best way to protect innocence is to arm them with knowledge, confidence, and skill
  • How you’re born is intrinsically less important and less relevant than who you make yourself into
  • I can’t put it into a pithy sentence but that bit where Magrat is like “let’s toss [Lily] off the tower” and Nanny answers with “go ahead then” and Magrat hesitates bc it’s easier to do something like that together than to make the decision alone… impactful.
  • Evil begins when we treat people like things.

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24-7fandombrain:

Miles, introducing his parents to the Spider Squad: This is my girlfriend Gwen, and this is my boyfriend Hobie, and this is Hobie’s and my boyfriend Pavitr, and this is Pavitr’s girlfriend Gayatri, and this is my second dad Peter, and this is Peter’s wife MJ, and this is Peter’s husband Miguel-

suzieloveships:

Miguel: Brown! Morales?

Hobie: Sorry boss, I haven’t seen him since the last time I saw him.

Miguel: When was that?

Hobie: The last time I saw him? Was definitely the time I saw him last.

2urban2fantasy:

keskaowl:

coloredcompulsion:

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tags from coloredcompulsion:

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“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

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hungry-skeleton:

hungry-skeleton:

Skeleton girlfriend who keeps locking your possessions in chests and guarding them with a rusty sword

When she’s losing in argument she falls apart on the floor and refuses to talk to you

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writeouswriter:

poppinsagain:

writeouswriter:

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When you enjoy dialogue so much that you end up completely avoiding describing the places properly

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This addition is actually more accurate to me than the original 🤣

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